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1.You think driving from Johnstown to Ebensburg is a long trip. 2."Hey Yunz Guyz" is a greeting. 3.You take time off of work/school for the entire 3 days of doe season. 4. You know the location of the following towns, know someone from them,and have spent time there: Grampian, Stahlstown, Creekside, Kittanning, Brush Valley, and Davidsville 5.You've taken deliberate field trips to Old Bedford Village and Ft. Ligonier. 6.You know what to do when your Mother tells you to "Read up your room." 7.You feel the only good bands out there are Donnie Iris, Joe Grushecky, The Iron City House Rockers, and The Clarks. 8.You know the time and location of every Wing Night in a 10 mile radius. 9.You complain about people who are on the news crying about their wet basements after a hard rain and reply with a comment like, "That's not a flood, Johnstown in "77 was a flood." 10.There are pictures of you as a small child with the deer your dad or grandfather killed. 11.You think people from Philly talk funny. 12.You own an original Terrible Towel. 13. You could never understand why Scott Pulsen and Jim Krenn have never hosted Saturday Night Live. 14. You consider an exotic vacation a trip to Ocean City Maryland. 15. Your version of the English language contains no form of the verb "to be." For example, the car needs washed instead of the car needs to be washed. 16. You're 45 years old, have never been outside of Allegheny County,and don't see the need to leave. 17. You only own three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup. 18. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 19.You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. 20.You have 10 favorite recipes for venison. 21.Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 22.You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. 23. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 24. The local paper covers National and International headlines on 1/4page, but requires six pages for sports. 25.You think the opening day of Buck Season is a National Holiday. 26. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 27. You find -20F "a little" chilly. 28. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. 29. You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction. 30. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a school bus. 31. You don't understand how anyone could watch a football game without either halupki, halushki, or kielbosa. 32. You remember fondly days of youth known as "Snow Days". 33. You don't understand why all sports commentators don't sound more like Myron Cope. 34. Words like: gumband; buggy; slippy, hoagie; chipped ham; brick cheese; and pop actually mean something to you. 35. You can use the phrase "Firehall Wedding" and not even bat an eye. 36. Steeler curtains in the kitchen. You actually get these jokes
and forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends.
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