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Before and after

Updated October 22 2007

Here are a few examples of Before and After you fall in love

      b- you take my breath away
      a- I feel like I'm suffocating

      b- twice a night
      a- twice a month

      b- she says she loves the way I take control of a situation
      a- she called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac

      b- Lucy and Ricky
      a- Fred and Ethel

      b- Saturday night fever
      a- Monday night football

      b- he makes me feel like a million dollars
      a- if I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

      b- don't stop
      a- don't start

      b- the sound of music
      a- the sounds of silence

      b-is that all you're having?
      a- maybe you should have just a salad, honey

      b- Wheel of Fortune
      a- Jeopardy

      b- it's like I'm living in a dream
      a- it's like he lives in a dorm

      b- $60/doz.
      a- $1.50/stem

      b- turbo charged
      a- jump start

      b- we agree on everything
      a- doesn't she have a mind of her own?

      b- Victoria's Secret
      a- Fruit of the Loom

      b- charming and noble
      a- chernobyl

      b- feathers and handcuffs
      a- ball and chain

      b- idol
      a- idle

      b- I love a woman with curves
      a - I never said you were fat

      b- he's completely lost without me
      a- why won't he ever ask for directions?

      b- time stood still
      a- this relationship is going nowhere

      b- croissant and cappuccino
      a- bagel and instant

      b- blind
      a- nearsighted

      b- you look so seductive in black
      a- your clothes are so depressing

      b- iambic pentameter
      a- blank verse

      b- oysters
      a- fishsticks

      b- I can hardly believe we found each other
      a- I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

      b- passion
      a- ration

      b- once upon a time
      a- the end

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