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will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will
be baptized in both ends.
Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the altar. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon. The rosebud on the altar this morning
is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer,
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday. The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High." For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. The senior choir invites any member
of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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