THE BOBBIT HILLBILLIES
Come and listen to my story 'bout
a man named John.
A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction
gone-
It seems one night after getting
with the wife
She Lopped off his Dong with the
swipe of a knife.
PENIS, That Is.
Clean Cut.
Missed His Nuts.
Well, the next thing you know there's
a Ginsu by his side
And Lorena's in the car taking Willie
for a ride
She soon got tired of her purple-headed
friend
And tossed him out the window as
she came around a bend
CURVE, That is
Tossed the Nub.
In the Shrub.
She went to the cops and confessed
to the attack
And they called out the hounds just
to get his Weenie back
They sniffed and they barked and
they pointed "over there!"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving
in the air.
FOUND, That Is
By a Fence.
Evidence.
Now Peter and John couldn't stay
apart too long
So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix
that dong."
A needle and a thread is all we're
gonna need
And the whole world waited 'til
they heard that Johnny peed
WHIZZED, That Is
Even Seam,
Straight Stream
Well he healed and he hardened and
he took his case to court
With a half-assed lawyer cause his
assets came up short
They cleared her of assault and
acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only thing
they didn't show on tape
VIDEO, That Is
Unexposed.
Case Closed.
Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now,
Ya Hear...
