The Ten Most Important Men in a Womans Life




1. The Doctor because he says "Take off your clothes"

2. The Dentist because he says "Open Wide"

3.The hairdresser because he says "Do you want it teased or blown"

4.The Milkman because he says "Do you want it in front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says "Once you have it all in, you'll love it"

6. The Banker because he says "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The police officer because he says "Spread em"

8. The mailman because he always delivers his package

9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down

10. The hunter because he goes deep in the bush, always shoots twice and eats what he shoots
 
 

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