YOU KNOW YOU'RE MEXICAN IF...

-Your family throws a party when you get your GED.

-You consider a pickup as a form of public transportation.

- You leave family weddings early to avoid the police who are always showing up uninvited.

- You've eaten chorizo all your life and still  aren't sure what's in it.

- Your cousin is considered a high achiever because she waited until she was a Junior before she had her first kid.

- Your family has their own wing at the county jail.

- If your car were any lower it would be a submarine.

- You have more 502s than 501s.

-You meet a girl at a nightclub and you have to ask her questions to be sure she's not related.

- Your idea of lawn furniture is a couch.

- You help your mom with the groceries by pushing the shopping cart home for her.

- Your brother calls himself an artist because he draws unemployment.

- Your uncles gave up beer for Lent and Budweiser had to lay off 200 people.

- All your aunts and uncles first names rhyme.

- You've even eaten peanut butter and jelly on a tortilla.

-You feel naked unless you have a knife and a pair of jumper cables within arms reach.

- You've ever shared a car with 12 other people.

 - You need a permit for a family reunion.

 - Your white friends speak better Spanish than you.