- You know Your are from Michigan
when:
| You only own
3 spices - salt, pepper, and ketchup
You design Your halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit You have more miles on Your snowmobile than Your car You have 10 favorite recipes for venison True value hardware on any saturday is busier than the toy stores at christmas You have taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow You think everyone from the city has an accent You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday summer takes place the second week of july (and it still rains!) You know which leaves make good toilet paper You find -20F a little chilly The trunk of Your car doubles as a deep freezer You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your snowmobile boots Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout You know the 4 seasons as: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus You actually 'get' these jokes and forward them to all your michigan friends
You might be from.......
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