You only own 3 spices, salt, pepper, and ketchup.

You design your kids' Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You think everyone from bigger cities have accents.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

You owe more money on your snowblower than you do your car.

Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 a page but requires 6 pages for sports.

You think that deer season is a national holiday.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find -20F "a little chilly".

You know all the 4 seasons:  Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your OH friends.