Only in America
Only in America...can a pizza get
to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap
parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America...do people order
double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the
garage...
Only in America...do we use answering
machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America... do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
Naughty
Naughty!!!
The male
of the species
If
women ruled the world.....
Lifes little
philosophies:-)
Humour
on the Internet
A 'dicky' little poem
Fishing for penises?
Evolution
- now this is scary stuff!!!
Laughing baby
Beware
of strangers:-)
US state
slogans
Only in
America!
Sex laws:-)
Vibrators or men?
Who's drunk?
Strange
animal facts
