CyberGreets - Humour

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Oral sex - an ode to love

Updated September 24 2007

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the pre cum start to run
So when the %&#*'s he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore

You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff

Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge?
you're on the rag.