Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: women never listen either:-)