ATTRACTION- the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT- what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING- the process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you
don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot
less in the future.
EYE CONTACT- a method utilized by a single woman to communicate
to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to
do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes,
not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a
woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND- a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE- a woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING- a word a man uses to describe a woman who
lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT- what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY- how attractive a given person appears
to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
SOBER- condition in which it is almost impossible to
fall in love