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Santa's Diversion
Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when
at one house a beautiful
young woman was awaiting his arrival.
She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.
Santa declined, saying "Ho-ho, gotta go.
Gotta deliver these presents, you know."
Trying again, the lovely young thing removed
her clothing down to her underwear. "OH Santa, won't you please stay?"
she begged. Taking a long look, Santa sighed and delivered a not too believable,
"Ho-ho, gotta go.Gotta deliver these presents you know."
Not to be denied, this gorgeous female
stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said
in the sexiest voice imaginable, "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with
me?"
With a very pained look on his face, Santa
groaned and said very slowly, "Ho ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents
you know."
And with that, he turned and left. Two
minutes passed, and Santa reappeared,plopping himself down on the couch
next to the beautiful girl.
"Santa! You decided to stay!" she exclaimed
gleefully.
Santa grinned and said "Hey - hey, gotta
stay. Can't get up the chimney THIS way!"
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