While taking dictation one morning, a secretary noticed that her boss's fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said, "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open." He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open.

He decided to have a little fun and called her back into his office. "By the way, Miss Smith," he said.
"When you noticed my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a Sailor standing at attention?"
"Why, no, sir," she replied. "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags ..."