T-Shirt slogan ideas?
Well, this day was a total waste
of makeup.
Make yourself at home, clean my
kitchen.
Who are these kids and why are they
calling me mom?
A hard - on doesn't count as personal
growth.
Don't bother me, I'm living in a
dream world.
Do I look like a fucking people
person?
This isn't an office its hell with
florescent lights.
I started out with nothing and still
have most of it left.
I pretend to work, they pretend
to pay me.
I've found Jesus, he was in the
sofa cushions the whole time.
You! Off my planet!!!
Practice random acts of intelligence
and senseless acts of self-control.
Bottomless pit of needs and wants.
I like cats too. Want to exchange
recipes?
If I want to hear the pitter patter
of little feet I'll put shoes on my dog.
Does your train of thought have
an engine?
The Bible was written by the same
people who said the earth was flat.
Errors have been made, others will
be blamed.
Let me show you how the guards used
to do it.
And just how may I screw you over
today?
And your crazy, whiny ass, crybaby
opinion would be?
If only you'd use your powers for
good instead of evil.
See no evil, hear no evil, date
no evil.
A PBS mind in an MTV world.
Yeah, right!!! Like I'm going
to put that icky thing in my mouth -
(this one for Monica Lewinsky)
Allow me to introduce myselves.
Sarcasm is just one more service
we offer.
Whisper my favorite words - I'll
buy it for you!
Better living through denial.
Whatever kind of look you were going
for - you missed.
Adult child of Alien invaders.
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
I can't remember - am I the good
twin or the evil one?
Don't worry, I forgot your name
too.
One of us is thinking about sex
- OK its me.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
I have a computer, vibrator and
pizza delivery - why should I leave the house?
I just want revenge... Is
that so wrong?
Its sick the way you people keep
having sex without me.
I work more than 40 hours a week
to be this poor.
You say I'm a bitch like its a bad
thing...
Can I trade this job for what's
behind door number 2?
OK, OK I take it back - Unfuck you.
Nice perfume, must you marinate
in it?
Not all men are annoying - some
are dead.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work
is done here.
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
Ambivalent? Wellll yes and
no.
You look like shit. Is that
the style now?
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic except
for my friends on Mars.
Is it time for my medication or
yours?
Does this condom make me look fat?
Did I mention the knee in the balls
you WILL be receiving if you touch me?
How do I set my laser printer to
stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns
out I just wanted the paychecks.
Meandering to a different drummer.
I majored in liberal arts - do you
want fries with that?
So many snowbirds - so little freezer
space.
If its snowbird season why can't
we shoot them?
Its not the size its .......no,
its the size.
Which slogan would you choose for
your t-shirt?
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