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Feel Guilty throwing an aluminium can in the trash. Use the words "sun breaks" and know what it means. Know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee. Obey all traffic laws EXCEPT "keep right except to pass." Never go camping without waterproof matches and ponchos. Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant. Know more people who own boats than own air conditioners. Stand on a deserted street corner in the rain waiting for the light to change. Know at least eight people who work for either Microsoft or Boeing. Are amazed by an accurate weather forecast. Consider if it doesn't have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of altitude, it is a "hill" not a mountain. Only honk your car horn if a collision is imminent, NEVER for anything else. Invite twice as many people as you really want to a party since only half will actually show up. Consider etiquette a foreign word. Complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice what you paid for it. Know what Lutefiske is. Personally know someone from Alaska. Consider floating bridges a pain in the butt, not an engineering marvel. Find a wallet with $500 in it, and give it all back to the owner. Know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye Salmon. Know how to pronounce "Sequim," "Puyallup" and "Issaquah." Used to live somewhere else, but don't admit it in public. Consider swimming an indoor sport. Think skiing always means being covered from head to toe, on snow or water. In winter, go to work in the dark and
go home in the dark, but only have an eight hour day.
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