Women with cold hands would
give men prostate exams.
Medical research money would
be spent on developing new birth control methods for men.
Baby sitting, doing dishes
and making beds would be considered "Macho".
Fewer women would be dieting
because the ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
PMS would be a legitimate
defense in court.
Shopping would be considered
an aerobic activity.
Men would get reputations
for sleeping around.
"Ms Magazine" would have
an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
Men who designed women's
shoes would be forced to wear them.
Men would not be allowed
to eat gas producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
Men would be secretaries
for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
Little girls would read "Snow
White and the Seven Hunks".
Men would earn 70 cents for
every dollar women make.
Men would bring drinks, chips
and dip to women watching soap operas.
Men would sit around and
wonder what WE are thinking.
Men would pay as much attention
to their women as their cars.
All toilet seats would be
nailed down.
Men would work on relationships
as much as they work on their careers.
TV news segments on sports
would never run longer than one minute.
All men would be forced to
spend one month in a PMS simulator.
During mid-life crisis, men
would get hot flushes and women would date 19 year old boys.
After a baby is born, men
would take a six week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
For basic training, soldiers
would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
Singles bars would have metal
detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.